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Postby Mr.Pab » Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:24 pm

orangutans hanging outside a nearby Pizza Hut.
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Postby Mr.Pab » Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:25 pm

Orangutans and badgers being sworn mortal enemies,


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Postby Mark Gardner » Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:13 am

into the valley of the dolls
rusting in the sun
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Postby Dooley » Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:17 pm

and custard.
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Postby rich_h » Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:29 am

Badgers simply loved to swim in custard
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Postby Dooley » Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:07 pm

until the great custard tsunami of '77
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Postby korky123 » Tue Apr 26, 2011 6:26 am

which swept away several unsuspecting
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Postby Dooley » Tue Apr 26, 2011 6:31 am

beaded, bong-sucking, badger bathers before breakfast.
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Postby Dooley » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:15 pm

Chapter Two Hundred and Fucking Ten.

Charlotte loved cutlery. She wrote a book,
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Postby Dooley » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:15 pm

'The Life and Tines of Mr. Fork'.
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Postby Mr.Pab » Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:59 pm

Unfortunately, she wrote it on cabbage leaves
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Postby korky123 » Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:37 am

and while the words were tasty
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Postby Wireless » Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:31 pm

the aftermath was something to behold
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Postby rich_h » Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:48 pm

- tornadoes, hurricanes, cyclones, anti-cyclones and further more
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Postby korky123 » Sat Apr 30, 2011 1:24 pm

the cabbage was overcooked: gaseous emissions
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Postby Wireless » Sat Apr 30, 2011 3:39 pm

were inevertable, when she lit the candle...
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Postby Mr.Pab » Sat Apr 30, 2011 4:09 pm

oh, my God ... the humanity ... the humanity ...
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Postby Dooley » Sat Apr 30, 2011 6:28 pm

"The huge Manatee, the huge Manatee!" cried
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Postby Mr.Pab » Mon May 02, 2011 7:43 am

Jacques Cost-o, the cut-rate undersea explorer
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Postby Dooley » Mon May 02, 2011 9:37 am

as he watched 'Aquaman' in his underwear.
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Postby Mr.Pab » Mon May 02, 2011 4:11 pm

Why Aquaman was in his underwear, nobody
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Postby Dooley » Mon May 02, 2011 6:30 pm

cared. But his dose of crabs?
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Postby Mr.Pab » Mon May 02, 2011 7:16 pm

- everyone wanted some of those little beauties!
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Postby Dooley » Mon May 02, 2011 8:15 pm

So everyone got crabs. Actually, scratch that,
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Postby Mr.Pab » Tue May 03, 2011 9:08 am

rather the crabs got everyone. Jacques vacillated -
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Postby Dooley » Tue May 03, 2011 12:06 pm

Ivermectin, Malathion or gasoline and matches? Mmmmm....
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Postby Mr.Pab » Tue May 03, 2011 2:25 pm

Malathion? -nah, he'd had that for lunch.
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Postby eeklair » Tue May 03, 2011 6:14 pm

Anyways, our hero, unbeknownst to mass populous
“Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability.”

- George Bernard Shaw
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Postby rich_h » Wed May 04, 2011 12:51 pm

was really Spongebob Triangle knickers, which was
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Postby Dooley » Thu May 05, 2011 7:33 am

why Aquaman's 'hypotenuse' was always showing
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