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Not sure these animal tails are funny, just odd...

Postby michaelmaclauchlan » Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:14 am

Deer payback time:

“Northwestern Colorado man was injured Sunday after a deer gored him while he was hunting near Craig, The Daily Sentinel reported today.”

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/l ... 32,00.html

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/l ... 99,00.html


I want to come back as a clam- maybe

“Boffins dredge up oldest living animal” (and it was killed during the age "assessment process").

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/10/29 ... _old_clam/

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctica_islandica

“In October 2007, researchers from Bangor University in North Wales determined that an ocean quahog clam dredged off the Icelandic coast was between 405 and 410 years old by drilling through and counting rings on its shell (a technique known as sclerochronology). This made it the longest-lived animal on record. The clam was nicknamed "Ming" after the Chinese dynasty that ruled when the clam settled (the mollusc equivalent of being born). The researchers are uncertain how long the clam – which died during the assessment process – may have lived had it been left on the ocean floor. Help the Aged, a UK based charity, has contributed £40,000 towards studying quahog longevity.”

“Dog shoots man”

AP: “DES MOINES, Iowa – A hunter is recovering after he was shot in the leg at close range by his dog, who stepped on his shotgun and tripped the trigger. James Harris, 37, of Tama, Iowa, was hit in the calf Saturday, the opening day of pheasant season, said Alan Foster, a spokesman with the Iowa Department of Natural Resources. "He had surgery and is doing pretty well," he said today. "He took between 100-120 pellets in about a four-inch (10-centimetre) circle to his calf." Harris was listed in good condition today, officials at University Hospitals in Iowa City said. Harris was hunting with a group. The group shot a bird, and when Harris went to get it, he put his gun on the ground and crossed a fence. As he crossed the fence, his hunting dog stepped on the gun, Foster said. The gun was about a metre away from his leg. "The muzzle velocity is so great that the pellets don't have a chance to spread out," he said. No one else was hurt, and the dog was not injured.”

http://www.thestar.com/News/World/article/271887

or

http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,, ... ss&feed=12


"Cow falls off cliff, crashes onto van". Sad for the cow and ppl below


MANSON, Wash. — Charles and Linda Everson were driving back to their hotel when their minivan was struck by a falling object — a 600-pound cow. The Eversons were unhurt but the cow, which had fallen off a cliff, had to be euthanized. The year-old cow fell about 200 feet from the cliff and landed on the hood of the couple's minivan, causing heavy damage. A Chelan County fire chief, Arnold Baker, said the couple missed being killed by a matter of inches in the accident Sunday on a highway near Manson. The Eversons, visiting the area from their home in Westland, Mich., to celebrate their first wedding anniversary, were checked at Lake Chelan Community Hospital as a precaution. Everson, 49, said he didn't see the cow falling and didn't know what happened until afterward. He said he kept repeating: "I don't believe this. I don't believe this."


http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/h ... 49,00.html
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A Turkey Day Joke (for the kids)

Postby michaelmaclauchlan » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:53 pm

A car was traveling at 40 miles an hour along a farm road. The driver looks over sees a turkey running beside the car and he can't believe it.

He speeds up to 60, the turkey keeps up.

He speeds up to 80, the turkey is still right next to him.

He slams on his brakes and pulls up next to the farmer who was standing by the road.

"Did you see that ! ?” says the driver.

“Yep”, the farmer replies. “We heard people are starting to prefer turkey drumsticks so we breed ‘em special. Each of our special turkeys has three legs.”

The driver asked, “Do they taste good?”

Don't know, said the farmer, “We ain’t caught one yet.”

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The friendly version of "The Shining".

Postby wadcorp » Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:53 pm

"I'm a man of vision, and I like what I see." – Bill Nelson
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Holiday Cheer

Postby michaelmaclauchlan » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:22 pm

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Postby 80sGeek » Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:10 am

LOL these cartoons are hilarious...and the Mary Poppins recut is genius!!
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Postby michaelmaclauchlan » Fri Nov 28, 2008 7:14 am

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Postby (not)leipzig » Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:37 am

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nice ones , michael ! :D

cheers 2 u , m8 ! 8)
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Australia MPs 'face breath tests'

Postby michaelmaclauchlan » Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:54 am

Politicians in an Australian state could be breathalysed before voting after reports of bad behaviour by MPs. In the latest incident, New South Wales MP Andrew Fraser resigned from his frontbench role after shoving a female MP after attending a Christmas party. In September, state police minister Matt Brown resigned after allegedly dancing in his underpants at a drunken party in his parliamentary office.


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Xmas 2008

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A Calvin Winter

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Postby (not)leipzig » Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:03 am

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"cool" stuff indeed , michael ! 8)
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Re: Humour Humor

Postby michaelmaclauchlan » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:22 am

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"Well. maybe I would be Spock in the new JJ Abram's film if the money is right" :P
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Re: Humour Humor

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Re: Humour Humor

Postby michaelmaclauchlan » Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:59 am

And the barman said "Hey, what's this about you guys travelling faster than the speed of light?" Two neutrinos walk into a bar.



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Tickles my nerdy funny bone....!
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