The whole story...in 5...ok 7 words...or at least part of it

[98/1000]

'cause the chef had not been booked

[Mr.Pab]

the sherriff's fat was in the fire

[98/1000]

and that increased the diners' ire

[Mr.Pab]

- just then Elvis' pink cadillac pulled up,

[Chocobunnygirl]

Lithe and refreshed, he said that

[Mark Gardner]

Roy Orbison had better eyesight than

[98/1000]

a one-eyed newt listing in a

[rich_h]

copy of Time Out, although it was

[98/1000]

particularly unstable under conditions of

[Mr.Pab]

flux resulting from the chrono-synclastic infundibulum

[Copper Cables]

only to find that it was all

[Mark Gardner]

some terrible, ghastly human error

[rich_h]

perpetuated by the slimy, ghastly

[98/1000]

perringhurst warblegreep, that snook in with a

[Copper Cables]

Rather large herring, which

[korky123]

wasn't very fishy, instead it smelled of

[rich_h]

stales cabbages which, remarkable, could

[korky123]

possibly be mistaken as coleslaw, but perhaps

[98/1000]

the increasing chance of severe weather caused

[korky123]

a fluctuation of immense cosmic proportions

[Copper Cables]

all brought to a head by the

[korky123]

advent of lemon-flavored solar flares

[98/1000]

which shone like a citrus sunrise over

[korky123]

the entirety of the flattening Earth, and

[Copper Cables]

upon that instance, Dolby decided

[98/1000]

to play a concert in

[korky123]

(in B Flat, mind you): electric pickles

[Mr.Pab]

raised in a proud salute to those

[korky123]

who were about to rock, but unfortunately

[Wireless]

his map of a floating city